Why is a husband never granted the password to his wife’s thought process?
How can a preacher profess to know where I’m going when he’s never been there, himself?
Why can’t kids grasp the concept of energy consumption?
How can Don Draper pound five Old Fashioneds at lunch and then deliver the perfect pitch to the executives at General Motors?
Does Anthony Weiner have the most unfortunate name in history?
Why can’t my cat shed weight as easily as she does hair?
How does Acqua Di Gio smell so damn good?
Why is every politician allergic to honesty and integrity?
Will we ever see the likes of a Paul Newman again?
Why can’t everyone be a hugger?